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Charlie Sheen Inspirational Quotes

I may or may not have just watched the Charlie Sheen Interview about 20 times. I ensure you it gets better each time you watch it. I took away from it many great pieces of advice. These bits of profound inspiration are as follows :

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03 2011

Best Spam Email Ever

Sometimes spam mesages annoy me. This one made my day. They are writing me an email to know whether I am dead or alive. How thoughtful!

"Hello,

Your credit payment file have been added and opened.

We received an email that you are dead and you asked one Mr. WilliamThomason to come and claim your funds related to your Compensation funds$1.3 Million United State Dollars that has been with us since two weeksnow and he has also agreed to pay for the fund release charges of US$95.

So I am writing you to know if you are DEAD OR ALIVE, if you do not replyback before 48hrs we will have no other alternative than to believe thatyou are dead according to Mr. Williams Thomason. And if you are stillalive you can get back to me as fast as you can or you can call me on myphone take note that every thing has been paid for it is just for the fundrelease fee that this Mr. Williams Thomason has agreed to pay for, if yourefuse to get back to us am afraid we shall give the fund transfer to himand collect the money from him that means that he is right that you aredead and he is to claim the funds on your behalf.

Please if you are still alive and ready to claim your winning funds andalso Let us know if you are willing to pay the needed Charges of US$95.Send down an attached to this Message with your I.D card Copy in order forus to know that you are alive and kicking.

Please you are advice to stop all further Contact from any body you havebeen dealing with regarding any Transaction. Please take note that youhave been given just 48hrs to get back to us so that we can know if youare alive, and fill the Information Below.

Name:Phone Number:Fax:House Address:Age:

We await your swift response in regard to this news we received from Mr.Williams Thomason. And if you are alive, we shall take full legal actionsto get him down and be brought to book, and we shall get back to you withdetails on how to make the payment of US$95 for the fund release charge.

This is my private email address that i want you to contact me with because i needto take your case very serious. eMAIL: win_walter1@gmx.com

Truly Yours.Mr. Winter WalterTel: +234 802 395 4591Fund Release Department79.99.133.114"

I want to  write him back a reply saying that I am dead.
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04 2010